Crack English

The term you use when a nigga can barely speak english, yah maann fuk deee bithess tonight.
Aka mumble rappers.
Dude this guy is speaking like a badly beaten nigger.
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by ARacistMotherFubber January 06, 2019
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English Wench

A saucy hussy from England or thereabouts who is rather sassy and voluptuous. Excellent individuals to hang out with.
An example of an English Wench would be Emily Painter of England, Scotland, and most notably Albuquerque.
by thirdoffive February 02, 2012
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Plain English

The English language that understandable, even by Average Joe, Underages, or Elderly people
Speak plain English, please

-Gordon Ramsay on Hell's Kitchen
by Sir. B March 05, 2021
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English class

A very peaceful class that sucks when you have to write a paper or have to fart
It’s complete bullshit that I have to write 2 5 paragraph essay in English class!
by 0110001000 July 14, 2021
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nasty english

Filthy spin put on a pitched breaking ball in the game of baseball. Derived from the billiards technique of putting "english," or side-spin on the cue ball.
"Holy shit! Barry Zito's curve ball has some nasty english!"
by P. Dub May 06, 2007
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English Teacher

Usually middle-aged men and women who have a self-written sci-fi series sitting in their desk drawers that no publishing company gives a shit about. Therefore, giving their students terrible grades helps fill up that depressing hole in their hearts. They also get a boner by thinking about how their perception of the book is far superior to anyone else’s. They typically over-analyze random speech in novels and make you feel like a dumbfuck while doing so. For example, if an author writes “The dog was sad.”, an English teacher would talk about how this is a reference to the revolutionary battle tactics of Napoleon. Meanwhile, the author really meant that the dog was just fucking sad. Despaired. Depressed. Whatever other synonyms. Case closed.
Kiss-ass Kelsie: Ms. Johnson is the best English teacher ever! She really helps emphasize the true need for literature to enrich our otherwise pointless lives.

Reasonable Ricky: Suck a fat one Kelsie and reflect on your life.
by milayaaa November 29, 2020
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English Breakfast

Dipping your 'teabag' in someone's mouth while they're asleep.
I gave her an English Breakfast
by _D_A_D_D_Y_ September 03, 2017
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