elephantitis

The condition in which a white male has an extremely large penis. Almost comparable in size to a black male of similiar build.

Ron Jeremy has elephantitis.

by Elephantitis December 28, 2005

elephant juice

A phrase you mouth to your girl when you want to continue getting ass but dont really love her. When you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.

When you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, "I love you."

by Kristen Nikole May 26, 2005

elephant

Elephants are the largest land animals on Earth. In the wild, a male African elephant may stand 10-12 ft tall at the shoulder and weigh 5-6 tons. The huge bull elephants may weigh as much as 14,000 lb.

The largest bull elephant in Amboseli National Park, Dionysus, weighed about 15,000 lb and had tusks well over 100 lb.

by EE1 January 29, 2010

The Elephant

When a guy cums in a girl's nose and she snorts it out like an elephant.

Guy A: Dude, I totally did The Elephant on my girlfriend last night!
Guy B: You are so gross...

by Pilot1234 June 11, 2010

Seeing Pink Elephants

Also called; Seeing Pink Spiders or Seeing Snakes.

Having the delerium tremens.
(From the halucinatory creatures seen during the delerium tremens.)

They had drunk so little alcohol in one day that they were Seeing Pink Elephants.

by Light Joker May 31, 2004

elephantitous

an illness where the male genitalia becomes abnormally large.

his dick was so thick it was like he had elephantitous or something

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005

screaching elephant

lift your cock and balls place on window then slide them down the window to make the elephant screach

i gave that bitch a screaching elephant while she was under the glass table.Better when done on driver side window of friends car

by soup bone February 3, 2008