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Agent Ed

A bozo who plays Splatoon and likes the Jaw titian.
Person: Are you like Agent Ed
Person 2: No I don't play Splatoon
by Birthday Agent Blam April 7, 2022
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massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head
"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."
by macca_ March 10, 2022
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ed sheeran

⟟ went to the sheep’s concert last week (ed sheeran)
by princess_harry April 19, 2021
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mach-ed

To be the victim of a mischief that is provocative yet inspirational.
Example 1:

Person 1: Did you really write that on your facebook profile?
Person 2: Of course he didn't. He wouldn't have spoken these wise words.
Person 1: Ooh. So he's just been mach-ed.

Example 2:

Person 1: Our producer suggested that our band should play music out of music detectors. And we actually went to the mall, bought a bunch of them and spend the day rehearsing Highway to Hell.
Person 2: And how did that work out?
Person 1: What do you think? We've been so mach-ed.
by sopalain August 14, 2018
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Ed rose

Ed rose stands at a colossal 6ft 2 and carries his 180lbs of atomic zest with a lethal combination of chivalry and pride which has the majority of womankind falling at his feet: Doe eyed and doting; paralysed by charm, his victim is then hypnotised by His eyes of Aegean seas whilst his velvet soft voice spins a web of seduction into which the wanton wench is liable to fall.

Above all this, at his core Ed rose is a magician.

His magic is his life force. His one and only electron; It makes for the vibrancy of his being and it protects him from cruel reality. His greatest fear is to loose his cloak of mystery, to hang his hat of tricks, to retire the bunny. Paradoxically, he knows that The act is up. To live the dream he has to Step out of the smoke.
by Clarabella October 18, 2020
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Well Ed

Colloquial euphemism for displaying such vivid emotions of euphoria, that one could reasonably assume the subject is frequently partaking in recreational hard drug use.
"Did you see Jerome fondling those teacup pigs, whilst simultaneously laughing hysterically? That guy was well ed”
by Thecityfarmer November 16, 2019
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dj-ed

The act of dj'ing and mixing beats in the past.!
I dj-ed in my sleep last night... Man it was freeking awesome ;)
by Baseline-08* February 14, 2014
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