Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

by anonymous455 January 22, 2022

Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)

guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”

by feuves January 23, 2022

Evan

Some dode thats nice asf till he trows his damn crock out his musty ass dino bookbag and kill some girl who cuses at him for it

Evan like bbc

by Amonguslover69 January 25, 2022

Evan

Evan is amazing would liliya say, liliya sees evan as a big brother figure and looks up to them and loves them alot. Liliya has alot of fun chatting with evan and clings onto them on the inside. They also discuss amazing things and play genshin, and have fun with dante + kyro aswell!! Evan deserves the whole world, Liliya wishes she could hug them once but she cannot since it's a screen..

Person 1: who do you love the most?
Lili: Chris Evan
Person 1: oh.

by Liliya_cotton January 29, 2022

Evan

rich man

“Oh wow Evan is so rich!!”

by Briânnâ January 30, 2022

Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 14, 2022

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022