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empteenth

the amount of time someone says something to you before you involuntarily empty your mind body and soul, its pretty fucking gross...

You have told me that for the empteenth time! Get off my dick you jank ass trick ho before I put a cap up your ass! - Weezy (pre prison)

by yuneed2no? December 11, 2010

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Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving is when, after taking an enormous shit, you pre-emptively stick your hand down in the toilet water and break up the gigantic turd BEFORE you flush, therefore avoiding an embarrasing overflow situation. Suffice to say, some prepartion is necessary. (If the situation around Uranus requires you to wipe immediately, just "stage" the used toilet paper (TP) on the edge of the bowl and flush them AFTER the crisis has resolved itself. Otherwise, wipe later. 1) Wad up a bunch of TP ahead of time, to be used to clean off your shit-stained finger tips after you've done the deed. 2) Pull your pants half-way up, just in case there is a flood. 3) DIVE!, DIVE!, DIVE! Stick that hand right down in there and start breaking that turd up. Don't be afraid to overdo it. 4) DON'T WIPE YOUR FINGERS OFF YET! Use your clean hand to flush, then quickly cross your fingers for good luck. 5) If all goes well, you've successfully dropped the Cosby Kids off at the pool. Congratulations! If it didn't work, skip Step 6 and proceed immediately to Step 7. 6) Use your pre-saved wad of TP to clean your fingers off, then drop the used TP in the bowl. Proceed to wipe your butt (or if you've pre-wiped, tap in the used TP) and drop the TP in the (now) nearly empty bowl. Whew! 7) If the poop break up did not work (or you were too pussy to do it!), quickly hobble out of the stall to the next stall and finish your paperwork there. Act innocent.

Ollie: Well, Stan, that was a delightful and quite filling meal. Now, if you'll just excuse me for a moment.

Stan: Don't forget about Pre-Emptive Deep-Sea Diving! (smiles sheepishly and scratches top of head).

Ollie: Indeed.

by The Sage Advice Man August 12, 2012

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emptytree

Hiberno-English patois/slang term for mp3 files, first used by record producer Dubh David Black in 2002. Also the name of a blog and record company in the United States as of 2011.

Sure, I'll email ye an emptytree of that tune right now.

by pentakilogrammar March 12, 2011

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emptytrash

Pejorative noun used to describe food that consists largely of empty calories with minimal nutritional content. Usually artificially constructed using enriched white flour and refined sugar, the massive proliferation of cheap emptytrash has led to a nationwide obesity epidemic in the United States.

"Man, this company meeting had donuts, cookies, and muffins everywhere, nothing but emptytrash. What do I need to do to get a piece of fruit around here?"

by teekaycee October 25, 2011

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