Douche Nugget 

noun: a person who is not quite yet a full-blown douche-bag. A douche-nugget is a person that is annoying and bothersome in his/her actions and words.

Roberto is a real Douche Nugget, he never combs his curly pube-hair head.

Douche Nugget by Forkemon November 29, 2004

Douche Joked

When you say a really funny joke quietly, where only one person hears it. Then the douche bag that heard it says it out loud and gets all the credit.

"Man I just got Douche Joked by Todd."

Douche Joked by Hobo Destroyer September 25, 2009

Douche McGee 

One who is such a complete and utter douche that it's actually their first and last name.

Hey Douche McGee, sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up already.

Douche McGee by Happy Scrappy Hears a Pup October 18, 2008

douche-tard 

One who possesses the dual qualities of a douche and a retard.

you are a douche-tard

douche-tard by Tetherball May 7, 2009

douche-balloon

Someone who is so inflated with their doucheness that they walk around with a false sense of importance.

what a douche-balloon!!

douche-balloon by insultURface September 16, 2010

douche point

When taking a picture with someone, the act of pointing to the person with whom you're standing as if to claim said person as your bro.

I can't believe my brother did the "douche point" when we met insert celebrity of choice.

douche point by BNLgrl July 27, 2016

douche cock

1.someone who is a complete asshole
2.a person who no1 likes

person 1: my teacher kicked me out of class again
person 2: yea hes a total douche cock

douche cock by schoetyme May 12, 2008