do it live

To wing it; to improvise on the spot.

"I can't read the stuff on the prompter! Fuck it! I'll write it, we'll do it live! Fucking thing sucks!"

by cjhhjh May 19, 2008

Dickie-Do

A dickie-do is when a man's stomach (or burlap) sticks out farther than his penis. Hense the ebonically influenced name "His stomach hang out mo' den his Dickie do".
This could mean three things:
#1. His stomach is so fat that it over whelms his dick
#2. His dick is so small that even abs of steel overwhelm his cock.

or the worst:
#3. His stomach is so fat AND his dick is so small.

Sara: Oh my gosh Natalie, that guy was soo hott!
Natalie: Uh ya, if only he didn't have a DICKIE-DO!
Sara: Damn...that sucks

by PoorBunny April 8, 2009

do legs

To run like fuck. Variations include doing pedals, doing hooves, doing sails etc

Guy smoking a joint: Shit its the feds, DO LEGS!
Everyone else: good shout

by motherfucka69a September 5, 2011

Doing a johnston

Unleashing ones bowels on the carpet of an eastern European hotel room in a horrific fashion, followed by having to smuggle the fecal covered bed sheets put of the room, past security, and into a local trash compactor.

He was that bladdered last night we caught him doing a johnston right in the corner of the room the dirty git

by Ox1983 April 19, 2018

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020

doing a barnse

Being a Massive cunt.

Did you see that guy last night? He was doing a barnse so much

by RomanticRubberfistSociety June 4, 2016

Doing the Doss

Requires you to hold a cell phone (preferably outdated blackberry) in mid-air while dancing in the middle of the club. Texting, playing bejeweled or web browsing may be considered as "Doing the Doss."

Hey, look a that guy "Doing the Doss." Is he grinding and texting at the same time?

by JokingKiDD February 19, 2012