can't have a shit in detroit

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

by anonymous September 14, 2021

detroit dick slap

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.

Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly

detroit dick slap

by master cumfuck December 13, 2013

The Detroit Triple Combo Special

The act of laying pipe, laying pipe, and laying pipe; that is to say, all three definitions of the idiom "laying pipe" (having anal sex, taking a large shit, and breaking someone's kneecaps with a pipe) are combined into one beautiful activity. This event can often be seen taking place between the inebriated, homeless, and/or crackheads of Detroit, hence the naming.

Michigan dweller 1: "Hey man you're an M and a shit guy, right?"
Michigan dweller 2: "Hell yeah!"
Michigan dweller 1: "Well I found this crackhead chick who said she'd give you The Detroit Triple Combo Special for only 40 bucks!"
Michigan dweller 2: "Damn dude, this'll be the best birthday of my life!"

by xXSwagDaddy69Xx September 11, 2022

Detroit Chicken wings

Also known as the detroit chicken wings, they are the most overrated team in the Nhl, They have a shit Gm, Head Coach, and their fat ass goalie needs to retire. Same with that old shit bag player Chris Chelios he is 45 years old and just slows his team down, one day he is gonna break his back and i'm going to say i told you so. Oh and every year they come in first place in the league but always blow it in the first round of the playoffs, Way to go redwings

I wiped a Detroit Chicken wings program in my ass.

by Justin Is better than kyle March 3, 2007

Detroit Hand Job

While a man is receiving oral sex from a woman, in the last moments right before ejaculation.
The lady, gently cups the testicles of her gentleman friend with her left hand and then with much force,
punches his scrotum with her right fist at the moment of climax. Timing is everything.
The resulting painful pleasure, is the Detroit Hand Job.

She finished me off with a Detroit Hand Job!

by Supersexyrobot September 15, 2013

Detroit Hot Chocolate

The act of defacating on the hood of a person's car for a perceived insult.

That chick blue-balled my cousin so he left her a Detroit Hot Chocolate.

by Astyrix January 12, 2011

Detroit Merry-Go-Round

When you put your anus up to someone else's anus, and poop into their anus. They will then squeeze the poop from their anus back into yours, and the process is repeated. This creates the effect of an endless dildo.

" I ran out of sex toys so I had to call my boyfriend over for a detroit merry-go-round."

by Pickles4tickles June 15, 2016