Back Seat Driver

That annoying person who sits in the back of the car, pointing out every flaw in your driving and telling you how to drive.

Joe: You just passed Sesame Street, dumbass and maybe next time you should drive slower.
Jane: Stop being a bitchy back seat driver.

by kiarafan April 26, 2010

woman driver

An oxymoron and the reason I was in three traffic collisions within a one year period. When you see one on the road, treat it like it's radioactive.

Friend: Hey man where's your ride?

Me: "Got totalled by a 16yo woman driver in her Mercedes while she was talking on her cell phone."

Friend: "Man thats FUBAR."

Me: "Yup. And yet I pay more for insurance simply because I have a penis."

by c-lite January 24, 2011

drive by

A shooting from a moving vehicle that
simplifies get-away. Also "drive-by".

My boys got hit in a drive by.

by T.D. January 20, 2003

backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

by Your mom. May 23, 2004

Drive by media

The American media that distorts the news into propaganda, in order to get high ratings. The drive-by media has told us: blacks were denied the right to vote in Florida during the 2000 election, that New Orleans floods after/during hurricane Katrina resulted from white people blowing up levees to destroy black neighborhoods, that 9-1-1 was a government conspiracy and an “inside “job”, that Bush “lied” about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction just so he could invade Iraq and make amends for his father’s war, that global warming is going to exterminate human beings from the earth, that the war in Iraq is only for oil, and that bigger government is the answer to improving your life. Basically, the drive-by media specializes in brainwashing and charcater assassination.

The drive by media specializes in distortions of the facts in the name of "ratings." The funny thing is that many people are nieve and believe what they are told.

by [e-mail] January 21, 2009

derivitized

Having butchered the English language in order to express the conversion of a chemical compound into a derivative.

Angela derivitized in order to finish her proposal.

by Derek Volker January 19, 2004

drive by sniff

casually itching your poopy crack then sniffing your fingers.

man, my ass is itching. I better do a drive by sniff. ooooh! THAT REEKS NICE!

by cmoore April 18, 2004