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post concert depression
The feeling you get the day after you see a really fantastic concert.
Symptoms include:
1. The desire to relive the concert,
2. Thoughts similar to "they the band were right there!" or "i'm never going to see them again!"
3. Emotional pain when listening to the band's music.
Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the concert, and, even after a long time, listening to the band's music may cause a relapse.
Symptoms include:
1. The desire to relive the concert,
2. Thoughts similar to "they the band were right there!" or "i'm never going to see them again!"
3. Emotional pain when listening to the band's music.
Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the awesomeness of the concert, and, even after a long time, listening to the band's music may cause a relapse.
post concert depression by Holly A. April 28, 2008
Star Wars Depression
Caused by watching the complete Star Wars saga. After finishing, sufferers are saddened by the fact that they end at six. The only cure is to watch them all again.
I just finished watching the Star Wars saga on DVD, and now there isn't anything as cool so I need to watch them again to cure my Star Wars Depression.
Star Wars Depression by Paddy Lee August 5, 2010
Post-Vacation Depression
When you return from a long vacation to discover one of 2 things.
1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.
2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
1) That you are very sad returning to work and the usual grind, after spending 2 weeks in a different country having tons of fun.
2) To check your email, and find 2 emails after 2 weeks of being gone, and feeling sad that nobody emailed you.
Post-Vacation Depression
1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.
2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
1) After Bob came back from China at 3 AM, he was immediately swamped with 3 days of straight work from the time he was away.
2) "Damn! I just got back, and the only email I got was spam...I feel so loved..."
Post-Vacation Depression by HellsSpongee October 18, 2008
Postmortem Depression
Postmortem Depression (PMD) is a form of clinical depression which often affects people, less frequently deer, after becoming what medical experts around the world refer to as "dead."
Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.
Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.
It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.
A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."
Symptoms include sadness, fatigue, changes in sleeping and eating patterns, reduced libido, crying episodes, excessive rotting, anxiety, colonic-maggot infestation, and irritability.
Physicians around the world report increasing rates PMD over the last few decades. In a recent medical double-blind study, results showed that 98% people will die at some point in their life. Out of those, 40% will be diagnosed with PMD, an increase over 27% in 2000, 14% in 1990, and -3% in 2 billion BC.
It is sometimes assumed that PMD is caused by a lack of nutrition (a result of one's digestive system being decomposed) but studies tend to show that more likely causes are the significant changes in a person's (or deer's) hormones during death. On the other hand, hormonal treatment has not helped postmortem depression victims; scientists are still baffled by these findings.
A debunker of the "Hormonal Imbalance Theory," Dr. Isaac Goldbergshtein, of the National Postmortem Depression Research Institute for the Advancement of the Medical Understanding of the Human Mind (more commonly referred to as NPDRIftAotMUotHM), says, "The findings are clear. Injecting a victim of PMD with hormonal injections only results in them being just as dead, if not deadER than they were before. It's just common sense."
Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Tyrone? For the last 2 weeks since he died after being accidentally shot by a cop 11 times in the face, he just SITS there on the couch, rotting. He doesn't eat, he doesn't sleep, he doesn't go out partying, he hasn't even gone to work in 3 days! We should really talk to him..."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's really suffering from a severe case of Postmortem Depression."
Postmortem Depression by Razgriz117 July 22, 2010
Dempressed
Pretending to be depressed with the goal of receiving attention, validation and sympathy from others.
Dempressed by timmothymackarel January 8, 2022
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depressional by Adrian Johnsons August 6, 2010