Deeptesh

A witty and loyal and childlike friend. Who is down for fun and is academically sound

Person 1: "Hey Have you met Deeptesh yet?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he is definitely a good friend"

by EyeMush March 1, 2026

deeping

the act of unexpectedly leaving

“after i get a job at jane street im deeping mg day ones!”

by gurtedYO November 8, 2025

Deceptimexicon

Illegal immigrants that do not abide by the law of the land they immigrated into, or the land they immigrated out of.

Those dirty deceptimexicons are burning our flag in the street.

by Bill Worders January 23, 2026

Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

Polish Deepthroat

Unfortunately many a Polish seem to have been rig scripted into being part of some slanderous attempt at undermining our Freedom based society here with some horrid perverse agenda. While not all slander slut slags may equally visually resemble the infamous monica lewinsky for which the so called "monica lewinsky situation" is named after it being a way ti refer to slander attempts and general evil plots, the Polish Deepthroat is what it is called when the entire situation seems to hinge on some poor young throat being basically scapegoated..

Alternatively, "Polish Deepthroat" can be defined as a particular style of sucking a dick which involves particular vigour and enthusiasm from the fellator in terms of how much the gag reflex is tested and its limits pushed during the act.

Sometimes and in fact oftentimes both these definitions are interwoven.

"Yes! The Woman I picked up looks like Monica Lesinski" thought Stan, "she is gunna choke on me like a classic Polish Deepthroat in some sort of hearst style Monica Lewinski Situation all bundled up in Polish Deepthroat spiddle...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019