David is a narcissistic prick that sells roofs for a living. Quite handsome. Usually drunk. Flashes cash around, then asks to borrow your credit since he has no checking account.
by imagine that May 17, 2018
Get the Davidmug. 
The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
by Punished Vegas January 18, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,
David I love you
Johnny I know
David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them
Johnny I know you hate them
Johnny I know
David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them
Johnny I know you hate them
by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020
Get the Davidmug. The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019
Get the Davidmug. a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
david is fake.
by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The fattest cock of all time, he will destroy your whole family including your cousins with his huge penis.
by fats so al October 23, 2019
Get the Davidmug.