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Speed Dump 

The act of taking a normal sized dump in under 1 minute.
Steve "JT just took a speed dump."
Ian "What's a speed dump?"
Steve "It's what he does."
Speed Dump by Steve Nurse January 15, 2006
This is how idiots spell dumbass.
It's dumbass, not dumass, dumbass.
dumass by Balls 2 Heavy July 22, 2006

Ninja Dump 

A bowel movement that is stealthy, silent, and quick, but results in total destruction. The defecation community's equivalent of a Silent But Deadly fart.
Ron: "Dude, I Just took a Ninja Dump! Stay out of the bathroom!"
James: "But you were only gone for a minute, and I didn't even know you were in the bathroom!"
Ron: "Precisely!"
Ninja Dump by Pat Hamm April 30, 2006

Sperm Dumpster

Meg Griffin.
Many men empty their sperm in Meg Griffin because she is a sperm dumpster.
Sperm Dumpster by JamesCondina June 17, 2009
A dumpst is a person who shows extreme stupidity or thick-headedness, or someone who is just plain stupid. It is also OK to say "What a dumpst!" in a period of quiet in a large crowd. Plural of dumpst is dumpstii.
Often misspelled (sometimes on purpose) as "dumptz".
"What a dumpst!"
"She sure was a dumpst!"
"I am surrounded by dumpstii!"
dumpst by G. W. July 24, 2008

Dumpsicle 

When one shits and it hangs, then eventually falls from the anus into the toilet. Beware of the splash!
I was taking this mean dumpsicle and it splashed all over my anus and balls.
Dumpsicle by Dumpsicle Dave January 29, 2010