Dog

god backwards

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!

by belowbasic January 27, 2019

Dog

A persons best friend, likes to go on walks, eat food, cuddle with their owners, but also have a scense of fun when needed. A dog is a great animal who can learn a few tricks, and will try to protect you when unusual things sound or happen. If you disrespect a dog, you dont deserve one.

P1: Do you have a dog?

P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.

by By a teenage girl. June 24, 2018

dog

To *rag out* or abuse an item such as your vehicle.

Your car looks like shit cuz you always dog it out

by r0gu3 g33k March 26, 2010

Dog

The most truest creature that licks your tears when the fakest person makes you cry.

The dog licked her tears as she was crying

by realfeels March 27, 2019

not dogs

a hot dog bun without the weenie,just toppings that would normally go on a hot dog ususally created when the hot dog is removed and is nasty (overly burnt,lighter fluid taste, gray meat,etc)

had some hot dogs that were nasty the other day so i jus turned them into not dogs.

by masta dragon red April 12, 2010

dog

a perfect creature which will always love you and is the perfect thing to exist but sadly it's life span is an average of 13-15 human years and then will not be there for you so use those years wisely and love it when asks for love keep it well or else I WILL COME TO KILL YOU!

aren't dogs a perfect creature

by guy-goay-gay January 10, 2019

Dog

The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.

" Yeah I found I found like four dogs in my pants this morning, that party was pretty crazy".

by Togles March 17, 2017