Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.
I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!
by Nappinappi November 16, 2010
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bureau disease

He's got bureau disease...It looks like his chest fell into his drawers.
by Rohdewarrior April 27, 2011
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BS Disease

Short for Boring Site Disease. When a website is so incredibly boring that it has the ability to infect people reading the website. Symptoms may include: drowsiness, inability to focus, zombie-like behavior, yawning, and an intense need to show everyone how boring it is.
My boss updated our site today. I think it has BS disease because I saw everyone passed out at their desks after we were all told to read the new content.
by PullARabbitOut April 19, 2017
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Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020
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dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.
If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017
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Karen’s Disease

Noun: Being a complete illogical bitch who thinks the world owes her privilege for existing. Can be shortened into being a Karen.
That bitch must have Karen’s Disease. She just threatened to call the cops on that one year old for shitting in their diaper
by Gargatron November 30, 2021
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Demonic Disease

A disease where a person is acting more crazy and aggressive than usual. They also comes to where they almost killed someone. This isnt physically disease , its mentally disease. It can be also be cured.
Yandere has a demonic disease.
Alyssa has a demonic disease.
Beware of people who have demonic disease.
by StarShiner02 April 01, 2017
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