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Parkingson's Disease

A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...
For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!
by QuacksO October 18, 2017
mugGet the Parkingson's Diseasemug.

Meow Disease

A disease where you cant stop meowing. It is not contagious but there has been reports of it spreading.
Danger level: Medium
He has Meow Disease!
by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
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Rene Disease

Rene disease is a disease where you have spots all over your skin which was documented to have an outbreak in Moreno Valley, California back in 1993.
Man I almost spilled that hot grease all over my arms I don’t want people thinking I got the Rene disease.
by Liquorstorejunkie February 10, 2022
mugGet the Rene Diseasemug.

hawaiian disease

His problem is he's got the hawaiian disease
by Daytona rick June 24, 2019
mugGet the hawaiian diseasemug.

Disease Cavern

A word referring to a vagina infected with an std, or multiple std's. Also classified as a horrible smelling poon.
"Damn that chick has a disease cavern, dont fuck her!'
by Rainman18 December 6, 2010
mugGet the Disease Cavernmug.

Dishornist disease

Causes an individual to think of sex, masturbation, and causes one to be horny even when not turned on.
I can’t believe it, Sarah has the Dishornist disease.
by PytNiyah December 14, 2021
mugGet the Dishornist diseasemug.

dickason disease

when some dumb fat fuck has too lift his stomach up just to take a piss.
Andrew caught the dickason disease once he reached 400 lbs.
by JP1986 December 5, 2011
mugGet the dickason diseasemug.

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