dementia

When you get told to go to do a certain task, told about 30 seconds ago. You then walk to the room knowing the task. As soon as you enter the room you instantly forget the task. I have know idea how this happens or if the doors have dark magic or something. But the only logical explaination is that i have dementia.

Timmy: yo tf was i supposed to do again?
Mum: TIMMY DO YOU HAVE FUCKING DEMENTIA????

by i out pizza'd the hut November 4, 2020

Demon Shell

When you drink to the point of blacking out, your Demon Shell is the brainless body left running around, causing problems.

"I may have blacked out last night, but judging from the photos my Demon Shell enjoyed the party."

"I'm not sure how I got home, but my Demon Shell managed to get me there with my wallet and phone."

by 307girl April 5, 2012

Democrackhead

A Democrat who is addicted to power and money like a crackhead is addicted to cocaine. Like Crackheads, they will lie, cheat and steal to achieve their progressive goals.

That Democrackhead just lied to Congress, cheated the last election and is trying to steal my 2nd Amendment rights.

Maybe if the Democrackheads focused on the economy and making our borders secure, America would be a better place to live.

by KeepTheChangeIWantAmericaBack February 15, 2013

Bo Demi Demi

A renowned figure in African history, a revolutionary in the world of motivational videos, the internet sensation is most known for his iconic phrase "tough times never last, Only tough people last... RLERERURURRURU"

Yeabsira: Why is Bo Demi Demi so sexy?
Joël: I dunno its probably because of his aerodynamic head

by Bo Demi Demi January 4, 2021

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone

3. A significant bowel movement

Ex. 1

Elliot works the mixing board. DeMarcus enters.

Elliot: Check it out Broseph! I'm laying a demo!

DaMarcus: What's it called?

Elliot: "I Make Crap Music and You Love Me For It." Think of it as System of Down meets KISS.

DaMarcus: That's gonna be chart topper.

Ex. 2

DJ Gangsta Pimp Dogg (rapping): "Some suckas in the Yoch be talkin' some schlemo / So I pull out the strap and start laying a demo."

Ex. 3

BJ's stomach rumbles.

BJ: Oh no. I knew I should have avoided the second helping of Rocky Mountain Oysters.

Stu: As they say, what goes in must come out.

BJ: And I'm gonna be laying a demo in a minute.

by ZXY&ABC October 23, 2022

demitra

a demitra is a girl that will make your heart melt every time you're with her. they they are the cutest, the sweetest, and the most adorable girls you could ever meet. they have the brightest smiles, the cutest laughs, and the best personalities. she will always be the girl you can't stop thinking about. she'll love you for who you are no matter what. you will never be able to get enough kisses from her. a demitra will make you happy even on your worst days. they know how to make you smile even when you're sad. if you don't have a demitra, then you will never know the real feeling of happiness.

Demitra always knows how to make me happy.

by cameron r. November 29, 2012

Demiromantic

When you don't have romantic feelings for someone until you form a strong emotional connection with them

Everyone: Is talking about hot people they have a crush on and celebrity crushes
Me: *cries in demiromantic* I can't feel that way about people, so if I were to meet Leonardo DiCaprio, I could possibly develop a crush on him

by DoubleDemi November 5, 2019