banana nut crunch

the act of kicking a guy in the groin

dude, why are you holding yourself?

i called janie a bitch and she banana nut crunch'ed me!

by yachtmen December 9, 2008

Crunch

A cross between a crotch and a cunt.

My sister is being a CRUNCH!!!!!

by supermomof5 April 23, 2011

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.

Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!

by shitsweak! January 6, 2010

captain crunch

A severely disturbed man with a white mustache and one freaky looking hat who pastes pictures of his head on pictures of buff men to make him feel sexy.

Capt Crunch is a captain crunch.

by Bill-E Joel June 30, 2004

cunt cruncher

when a chick has a crispy pussy and the guy peels the dry skin off with his teeth proceeding to crunch on it while fingering her.

"man that bitch had a crispy pussy"

"man ur a dry mouthed, chipped toothed cunt cruncher!"

by --=Ro()0=-- August 7, 2008

Granola Cruncher

Tree-hugging, bleeding-heart, high-in-fibre, low-in-fat, vegetarian communists.

The sort of people who hate the same government and military that is the only reason they're not speaking German or Russian right now. While the fact that they're not actively repressed is an important sign that free speech is still very much alive and well, it doesn't make them any less annoying.

Granola Cruncher: OMG like fair trade, stop the war, globalization is bad and stuff, I hate Bush because Vegan Times said he's mean, wow birkenstocks are cool.

by EchoZulu October 14, 2008

Conchadetumadre

In Chile, meaning proced gestation of human in to the mother's body.

Andate a la conchadetumadre
(Go to mother's pussy!)

In Chile use: conchetumare

by Mor&Mor January 29, 2008