sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020
Get the couch culturemug. The ability to speak, read, and write in three different languages but being unable to coherently communicate using them.
The Joon Hoops Groupchat is the epitome of 'trilingual culture.' Most of us are multicultural and can speak different languages but still end up being dumb as fuck.
by Loyalite March 7, 2020
Get the Trilingual Culturemug. A fake culture made up by faggots so they can be "powerful", since their legs are probably fucking melted rubber when they attempt to stand up and do actual shit. Cancel culture is an act of canceling someone on the internet for their opinion, so the world is a "safer" place. Cancel culture is known for being incredibly racist and homophobic to straight and white people, though cause an 8th ocean made entirely out of tears if someone misspells a name. Cancel culture is also a hell spawn of fatherless children who are spoiled brats and only care about sexuality and sex, because they are whores and pedophiles. For some reason mods like to "suck" their toes.
Internet Dude 1: *replies to cancel culture* Hey, bread isn't purple.
Cancel Culture: How dare you call me "dude"! I am Yulihbageduiah, God of Periwinkle. King of taco-bell, maker of child porn, destroyer of "Nazis" , an Ultimate God. You can't disrespect me. I will cancel you.
Internet Dude 1: bouta get the FBI on this pedophilia shit *calls FBI*
Internet Dudes 2 & 3: What's going on?
Internet Dude 1: bouta teach this mothafucka some goddamn justice
Cancel Culture: You can't call the FBI on me. That's transphobic. I will cancel you all.
Internet Dudes: We have the right to report illegal activity since the dawn of humanity idiot.
Cancel Culture: Well, I have the right to cancel you and call mods. @Mods!
Internet Dudes: 😨 we gonna see weird shit, brace yourself!
Mod: You can't disrespect my princess. Banned!
Internet Dudes: ah shit here we go again.
Mod: I am so CLOSE to losing my virginity. It has been more than 1 x 1010^100 years, and I am still waiting. You will no longer ruin my ultimate goal. I have been incapable to die until I lose my virginity, now I c-
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet Dudes: phew, the FBI got here in time
Cancel Culture and Mod: where my door go 😭
FBI: You are under arrest for being a fucking weirdo.
Mod: WAIT! Lemme lose my virginity first! I have b-
FBI: She's 4 for fucks sake 🥶
Mod: Love is love
& FBI: Hell naw, you getting a life sentence now nigga
GOOD ENDING: The pedophiles got arrested, and justice was served.
Cancel Culture: How dare you call me "dude"! I am Yulihbageduiah, God of Periwinkle. King of taco-bell, maker of child porn, destroyer of "Nazis" , an Ultimate God. You can't disrespect me. I will cancel you.
Internet Dude 1: bouta get the FBI on this pedophilia shit *calls FBI*
Internet Dudes 2 & 3: What's going on?
Internet Dude 1: bouta teach this mothafucka some goddamn justice
Cancel Culture: You can't call the FBI on me. That's transphobic. I will cancel you all.
Internet Dudes: We have the right to report illegal activity since the dawn of humanity idiot.
Cancel Culture: Well, I have the right to cancel you and call mods. @Mods!
Internet Dudes: 😨 we gonna see weird shit, brace yourself!
Mod: You can't disrespect my princess. Banned!
Internet Dudes: ah shit here we go again.
Mod: I am so CLOSE to losing my virginity. It has been more than 1 x 1010^100 years, and I am still waiting. You will no longer ruin my ultimate goal. I have been incapable to die until I lose my virginity, now I c-
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Internet Dudes: phew, the FBI got here in time
Cancel Culture and Mod: where my door go 😭
FBI: You are under arrest for being a fucking weirdo.
Mod: WAIT! Lemme lose my virginity first! I have b-
FBI: She's 4 for fucks sake 🥶
Mod: Love is love
& FBI: Hell naw, you getting a life sentence now nigga
GOOD ENDING: The pedophiles got arrested, and justice was served.
by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023
Get the Cancel Culturemug. The way that we tend to group people based on their characteristics. It is a dehumanizing thought process and often collectively the origin of conflict. Stereotypes arise when people are put in boxes. Category culture proponents believe that we are all one and the same.
“Mom, is that a man or a woman?”
“Not sure, why?”
“Because I can’t tell.”
“Well it doesn’t really matter, they are human.”
In this example, the mother introduced the idea that category culture is unneeded for the individual to be understood as human.
“Not sure, why?”
“Because I can’t tell.”
“Well it doesn’t really matter, they are human.”
In this example, the mother introduced the idea that category culture is unneeded for the individual to be understood as human.
by qwertyuiop aaaaaaakakamamalala June 30, 2021
Get the category culturemug. Fishing, hunting and noodling are cultural necessities. The rest of organized sports is too faggy, girly or top heavy with rich, lippy Knee Grows or Puerto Ricans such as are in baseball. Any serious Redneck is a NASCAR Historian and wept for days after Dale Earnhardt met his demise on that fateful day in 2001.
by Ruthless Goat April 17, 2017
Get the redneck culturemug. A bar mitzvah is one of the benefits a Jewish boy can have if he decides to get deep in his roots and discover his Kosher Culture
by EmJayee September 30, 2017
Get the Kosher Culturemug. by Flowergirl373737 June 5, 2017
Get the cultural whiplashmug.