Crusty fart

When you haven’t cleaned your arse probably and you fart tiny bits or some things just had To come out

Tiny birds do crusty farts against my window.

by Sambatrompete August 25, 2020

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 3, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.

Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crustyoongie

A segsy famous kpop tik toker

"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"

by .feljx December 20, 2020

Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021

Crusty Snowman

When a particularly hairy male ejaculates onto their own chest hairs and allows it to dry. This allows for someone to clean the snowman.

When Margaret’s sexy DILF took off his shirt revealing he was a crusty snowman I almost came in my pants, yearning to clean up his mess.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Crusty Hitchhiker

In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.

My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”

by DoctorRicklez March 25, 2021