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croozyl

The combination of the words crazy and cool, or crunk and crazy.

synonyms: dank

pronunciation: croo-zuhl
Dat painting in the art gallery was croozyl.

Dang, dat homiiee is croozyl for shizzle.

We get coozyl up in this mother WHAT?!
by joanna&brett June 22, 2006
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crooskista

The feeling you get from drinking sapid water.
Christa and Alder were overwhelmed with crooskista when they tasted the fresh, mystical rain water.
by Cedar Reese May 27, 2007
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Crooked Rainbow

Another term for the Gay Mafia or a gay militant, but it implying a culture of political corruption and rabid violence going far beyond the usual stereotype.

The term was first coined in promotional materials for "Stationery Voyagers," referring to the satirical "Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against All Possible Criticism" that frequently harassed, threatened, and threw bombs at the story's heroes and vandalized their property out of revenge for the heroes refusing to endorse the group's social agendas.

The term alludes to incidents of gay organizations that have attacked and vandalized churches in both Lansing and Canada.

Corrupt politicians, evil filmmakers, communists, anarchists, and demonic bobcats (in the story at least) all seek to manipulate the Crooked Rainbow to aid their own agendas. And achieve this by promising special privileges that nobody else in society has ("rights") as a reward for going along. Resulting in the Crooked Rainbow participating in every single cuckoo fringe Leftist cause around hoping for a future reward.

Not straight = crooked

Whereas a Gay Mafiosi would simply be dictatorial, a Crooked Rainbow Militant would break electoral confidentiality, find out who voted "no" on a gay marriage proposal, stalk that voter, and greet the voter with a Molotov cocktail to the face, all while foaming at the mouth and screaming.

The term "Crooked Rainbow" plays on anti-Occupy Wall Street movement sentiments also.
Jane: "Can you believe what SoulFarce did over the weekend?"

John: "What?"

Jane: "They urinated all over the basement of that church down the street from us, and smashed all its windows."

John: "I thought it was the church five blocks down that was giving them problems? Isn't the one they attacked friendly to their causes? Can't they get their targets straight before they get violent?"

Jane: "'Fraid not. These aren't the harmless fuzzball friendly neighborhood types. These guys are Crooked Rainbow. They attack anything with a cross on it."

John: "Crap. Good thing we're not in Canada, or it'd be illegal for us to report the facts to the local paper."

*John and Jane are both immediately assaulted with molotov fire*
by ObscuredBeyond December 16, 2011
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the mom-croon

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.
Person 1: Oh look, Taylor’s being embarassing again.
Person 2: She's Swaying and singing along, what is she even doing with her life anymore?
Person 1: She's doing the mom-croon. Just mom-crooning away in the corner by herself because Sometimes by Britney Spears came on. Oh God. Now she’s crying.
by tumblr trash September 27, 2015
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croosh

slang for crucial. Created by a small group of blunt smoking stoners in Rochester, NY. 243 barton st.
wow that blunt was croosh, i needed to get high after that shitty stats test.
by FORTIN July 1, 2005
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crookz

(n.)A joke "prep school gang", who live in a "prep school ghetto" consisting of 2 rich white kids and 3 joke wannabe thugs
(v.) acting like a wanna be gang member, who would get fucked up if ever in a fight
Z Stein is such a crook, he'd get killed in a fight with my mom.
by Perkins February 22, 2003
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crookes

dosey, ict/class civ teacher

doesnt have a clue about anything
you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes, you crookes,
by david beckett February 3, 2005
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