Charlie in the chocolate factory

A slang term for having anal sex. The "Charlie" refers to the penis while the "chocolate factory" refers to the anus, which produces "chocolate" (referring to shit).

Paula:Hey Tom
Tom:Yes, Paula?
Paula:You know, I feel very turned on by the movie I watched. Perhaps you can stick your charlie in the chocolate factory, but MY chocolate factory.
Tom:Why yes I would. C'mon i'll do you on the spot.

by PresidentMudkip January 16, 2011

Chocolate Cupcake

The act of inserting the head of one's penis into another person's anus and then pulling it out with fecal matter.

Randall will no longer perform anal sex on his girlfriend after pulling out a chocolate cupcake the other night.

by meaty14 August 30, 2009

Chocolate Creampie

When a man is having anal sex with a partner and ejaculates in the anus prior to pulling out.

The Royals gave the Yankees the ol "chocolate creampie" by winning the baseball game 11-5.

by MBTGTC June 7, 2011

chocolate factory

1. A process inside the anus which produces shit as we know it.
2.The name of R. Kelly's new album

Coincidence? I think not.

That new R. Kelly album is a real chocolate factory.

by Ponch April 28, 2003

chocobo

a large fucking bird

Marc:Bro did you see that large fucking bird??
Ariel:Ooh Shit look at that fucking Chocobo!!!!

by Deity23 May 19, 2009

crocoshet

cool guy

Hey, what's up crocoshet?

by crocoshet July 14, 2010

Chocodile

The greatest snack you'll ever eat in your entire life. Doctors and sexual philosophers have performed tests showing that the pleasure of eating one chocodile is equal to that of a massive orgasm.

First person eating chocodile- "This chocodile is amazing"

Second person eating chocodile- "It is the best thing ever"

Person finished with chocodile- "I think I just came..."

by Sir Hymen Buster June 14, 2008