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crap bookmark

Basically "corn." If you accidentally swallow something non-edible, quickly eat corn so that you'll know when to look for said item in your stool.
Bob: Dude, I just swallowed my wedding ring!

Clay: Bro, eat some corn ASAP. When you see corn in the toilet, that’s your crap bookmark. No need to dig through stool until the corn appears.
by SinnMann September 10, 2011
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Bull Crap

A word used by 12 year olds when they don’t want to get in trouble for saying “bullshit.”
“More pre-algebra homework? That’s bull crap.”
by WillZthousand May 28, 2021
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Crap Bag

danny: "whats that in your bag?"
paula: "its my crap bag"
by LolmynameisLOL June 1, 2016
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crapped the bed

When a job seeker fluffs and bluffs on their resume to get a job interview. When they show up, they don't have the skills or experience on the resume that got them the interview, they crap the bed.
Gerrald was asked about his ability to manage 20 employees, he didn't have an answer so he crapped the bed during the interview.

Deshonda said she used MS Word for 5 years, but on the interview she didn't know how to open the program. Deshonda was asked to leave at that point. She totally crapped the bed on that one.
by Brian Mulvihill August 8, 2006
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matter of crap

by jeffbo April 8, 2009
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crap sandwich

President Obama's 2009 Economic Stimulus Package.
That crap sandwich is so big they'll need a funnel to get it down our throats. And by "our" I mean we the American taxpayers.
by NVLL February 2, 2009
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What the Crap

"...what.. Brian!!? WHat the crap!? Unless brian is short for.. brianrietta.. or brian-sue..."
by Anonymous the Poster July 10, 2003
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