Craig

A full-time food delivery driver who knows it all but is too short to see over the steering wheel so he has to sit on a phone book.

All you do is bitch, stop being such a Craig! Um, k?!

by FartSniffer22 June 5, 2024

Craig

To miss an easy goal scoring opportunity by shooting significantly wide of the goal. Typically applied to football players from Hull or their supporters.

A great ball into the box from Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney gets onto the end of it, he takes the shot first time but he's totally Craiged it. Oh my word, he's put it in row Z.

by CaymanMNF February 19, 2024

Jordan de Craig

Jordan de Craig is someone who is a lesbian but is scared to come out of the closet even though it is very obvious

Even though everyone knows she is gay she is still Jordan de Craig

by Bvdfbbcfn February 20, 2023

Craig Senna

A northerner who may or may not be disabled because of a driving incident

Craig senna is a weapon

by Lauren is sexy April 19, 2020

Matthew Craig

A Matthew Craig is a funny dude who comes up with random catch phrases every year. For example, "Greasy Goblin", "Cowabunga", "Ganstalicious", and who would forget "My name is not Craig."

"You freaking Matthew Craig"
"Mathaniel Craigslist, you are one humerous being."

by SEANSKI223499 July 19, 2024

Craig Sellers

The Hottest Dilf Around, Father Of Gavin Sellers.

I want to have sex with craig sellers.

by Not AlexTheKidMg November 22, 2021

Craig Wilson

Craig is a gym-going muscle man that lives to surf. He also has a small dick

Craig Wilson's don't surf as a hobby, it's a way of life for them.

by CWilliams96 April 28, 2015