craigs-book

a little black book containing phone number of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married; you can keep your craigs-book as a trophy from your bachelors days

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025

Craig

A general term used to describe small, silly looking rail vehicles. Most often narrow gauge locomotives.

The origin of the term is unknown, as it probably originated in a discord conversation many years ago.

"The SBB Tm II and the KTM class 25 are my favourite craigs"

by Chrookie February 22, 2023

Big craigs crack dealership

yeh i thought it was a pretty good definition ive also been saying yes to all your definitions they are pretty good ngl

yo have you heard of Big craigs crack dealership
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by Some_Person_Was_Taken May 9, 2020

craig

craig can be bought for seven dollars on ebay. he is top quality and never in stock.

i heard someone was selling craig on ebay!
how much?

seven hundred cents

by iishark May 9, 2022

Craig Steadman

The most ultimatest of studs. It is commonly stated than more people find a ‘Craig Steadman’ more attractive than the likes of Ryan Reynolds or Pedro Pascal.

Lads, did you see Matthew. He’s such a Craig Steadman

by dylan.is.a.fitty May 13, 2023

Craig

A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.

Craig is a cunt...wait no, All Craigs are cunts....Don't be a Craig!

by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020