Courtney clay

A man that loves hopping on penis and reading gay porn magazines

Person 1: Hey who’s that over there jerking his phat shlong to the preschoolers at independence park.

Person 2: oh that’s “Courtney clay”

by Fishsteve69 October 6, 2025

Courtney

Courtney is the daughter of a Karen. A Courtney is likely to be the leader of a HOA or PTA. She washes her shoes weekly (pre COVID) and capital punishment is issued for spilling in the car. She likely has botox and cant blink. Her breakfast includes xanax, coffee and tears of the innocent.

"That Courtney is way more of a b*t*h then her mother Karen."
"Courtney = Karen 2.0"
"Karen mini-me is named Courtney"

by lolwizard August 16, 2021

courtney

A sweet loyal friend who is nosy as fuckkkkkk but she is goofy which some what makes up for it and want to dress like a grandma and go to a restaurant

courtney is a goofy person

by jaydonnnnnnnn July 3, 2021

Courtney

Courtney is known as a boss ass bitch and somebody not to play with cause she’ll smack a bitch. But Courtney is very loving , caring and will do anything for her friends/bf (or gf) she loves to have fun and a very supportive friend and will always love you until you get on her bad side.!she also gotta fat ass😍

aye you seen the new girl

who courtney

yeah shorty thick asl and she nice asf

fr?

by bestdicksucker11 November 23, 2021

alexa courtney

A homie hopper who is stupid and says slurs. Also has a poopy butt.

-Michael

Man i hate getting called the n-word by alexa courtney, it hurts my feelings.
or

I hate when alexa courtney gets with my best friend after a 2 year 4 month relationship.

by I hate Alexa Courtney July 16, 2024

Courtney Sue Fairbourn

1.A beautiful girl who everyone wants to be with. Who has beautiful hair and the prettiest eyes. She is not always the smartest but she is always the cutest girl anyone will ever meet. She is one of the most caring people on this planet. If you get close to her don't ever let her go shes worth every second.

2.The love of my life.

3.Exactly what everyone needs.

Are you waiting for "Courtney Sue Fairbourn" yes shes way worth my time. Shes so iressistible.

by kennabear61 June 12, 2011

Courtney

Courtney. Somebody who will swindle you up into a relationship you did not ask for. She is like a vampire, sinking her teeth into you until you are empty. Courtney’s strongest suits are gaslighting and manipulation.

Her name is Courtney? You’re walking the fine line between death and death, pick your poison.

by eugenethemonsta November 19, 2022