Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
Get the lost count of sheepmug. by darkangel3001 September 29, 2010
Get the count hans kolvenbachmug. Hym "You know that's not what I meant so it doesn't count. Stop them from stealing from me or the law does not matter and I will just stab and stab and stab. That is theft. Everybody knows it's theft. I'm not going to court over it."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2025
Get the Doesn't Countmug. A god of free speech put on planet earth to offer common sense to a populous of primarily imbeciles.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
A man with endless abilities to make negative topics funny whilst maintaining the ability to inform.
by Shootin6mill March 15, 2024
Get the Count Dankulamug. Count Olaf's stupid name in the Daily Punctillio that Mr. Poe's wife has the audacity to put in the Daily Punctillio.
"Bruh Seriously, Count Omar?" Violet Said
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
"I SWEAR TO GOD THAT STUPID WOMAN HAD THE AUDACITY TO PUT COUNT OMAR IN THE DAILY PUNCTILLIO!!!" Violet thought
by ersatze February 12, 2023
Get the Count Omarmug. Like a head count, but relating more so to the number of twats in the room. Preferably bros and snobby bitches.
by yursh22 June 20, 2017
Get the Twat countmug. 