Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand
"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"
by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020
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Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina
Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?
by OhFunkmaster April 13, 2016
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Couch ass

When a girl looks like she’s been sitting on the couch for to long and her ass looks bloated
That girl really has a couch ass. That thing looks bloated
by Nordic42 May 26, 2020
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couch frog

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

by kjmorley March 07, 2008
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couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.
by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020
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couch queen

A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 01, 2020
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Theatre Couch

The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.
Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?

Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.
by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022
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