by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014
Get the Brain Couchmug. When someone takes amphetamines and makes the mistake of sitting down for too long. They have now become one of the couch and there usually is no return.
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
The feeling is usually rather bliss but also very annoying to the people they were with who did not get stuck and just wanna get down and boogie
Person 1: Oi lets go dance
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
Couch cooker: Nah man, just another ciggie plus this couch feels good.
Person 1: Bro, get up or you're going to get couch cooked.
by confusedalien August 4, 2020
Get the couch cookedmug. n. -
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.
2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d October 17, 2012
Get the drunk couchmug. The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.
by fundlebubble November 12, 2017
Get the fast couchmug. by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
Get the Karen on a couchmug. by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
Get the Couch Potatomug. A couch queen is a person who typically lays rather motionless during sex. See also Starfish. It normally makes for a rather underwhelming sexual experience. But it can be very arousing and stimulating if someone has a particular fetish for this, or for example if they are dominating.
I really was looking forward to having a good time with this person, but they turned out to be such a disappointment, they were a couch queen.
by Xantipe September 1, 2020
Get the couch queenmug.