Couch Potato

1: I'm such a lazy person.

2: Yeah, you are a bit of a couch potato.
by sydney's best friend April 29, 2020
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Cooper Couch

Any place where you sleep when you can’t get home before North Carolina Governor Roy Cooper’s 10pm -5am curfew during the 2020 Covid-19 pandemic.
“Damn, I heard Scott was sleeping in his car.”

He’s not homeless, it’s his new Cooper Couch. He didn’t make it to his house before 10pm so he’s sleeping in his truck

“Hey man. I’m on your street and it’s 9:55pm. Can I use your Cooper Couch till curfew is lifted?”
by Newtonsgatorboy December 12, 2020
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couch shaman

Person who shows up and gets in cool with people for sounding very wise. He never has any money because he's eschewed all concepts of ownership or slavery to materialism. He will sleep on your couch for as long as you let him, eat your food, drink your booze, bum cigarettes off of everyone, smoke your weed, and probably try to fuck you or your partner, if you're not around, depending on what he's into. In return for all of these things, he will grace you with the endless font of wisdom that pours from his mouth when he's stoned/well-fed/drunk/sexually sated.
Man, I know that couch shaman sounds like a cool guy, but he ate all my chips while I was at work and walked in "accidentally" on my girl in the shower; he's gotta GO.
by Accedendum May 10, 2018
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Brain Couch

When someone says the same thing you were thinking.
Ricky: That slime looks like a Ditto
Jesse: Brain couch. Get off of it.
by George the Hamster man September 18, 2014
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couch loitering

This is when you overstay your welcome couch surfing, and your friends roommates start asking uncomfortable questions.
Mike has been crashing on our couch 5 days now, it's couch loitering at this point.
by m65 December 02, 2014
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drunk couch

n. -

1) The couch you add to a dorm room, or other room with a lofted bed or bunk beds, so that when you come home drunk, you don't injure yourself climbing into bed.

2) Any extra couch or bed in a dorm room/apartment that doesn't have a designated owner, and is instead used by whichever drunk friend claims it first.
"I knew I wasn't going to be able to make it into my bed last night. Good thing I invested in this drunk couch."

"I woke up this morning with Kevin passed out on my drunk couch again."
by paul-e-d September 22, 2012
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Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.
When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.
by Caring Karen April 16, 2023
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