Corporate Kermit

A colloquial term used in corporate settings to describe an individual who takes excessive pleasure in establishing and enforcing overly strict rules for the office. For instance, requiring prior approval to participate in company-sanctioned recreation (e.g., ping pong). Related to: corporate cunt.

Corporate Kermit, during a conference call: Excuse me, Salt Lake office? Please put yourself on mute, I can't hear myself talk over your collective breathing. Thanks.

by JonJacobJingleHeimerSchmidt July 22, 2019

Corporate Criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage, or very intelligent.

He is a corporate criminal

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

corporate criminal

A term used to describe germans who are savage or very intelligent.

That german guy is a corporate criminal.

by Simon Ambrose March 22, 2019

Corporate Sunset

A sunset as viewed out of the windows of an office building before an inevitable late night, but seen through the reflection of the windows of the identical office building across the parking lot from your own.

"Somehow, seeing the corporate sunset tonight isn't making the four extra hours of work ahead of me worth it."

by fishy-fishy December 12, 2019

Corporate Criminal

a word use to describe german people who are savage.

He's a corporate criminal.

by sexycow432 April 21, 2019

corporate trade

A Business man who messes with other men but no one would know by their appearance or talking to them. They most likely are married and have a family. They keep a kept man on the side.

Corporate Trade

I’m tired of working all the time , I need corporate trade, and not these street boys with no job!

by Vjamaal May 22, 2019

Corporate

A female that is feisty, uptight and hard-working but also friendly.Always after Business deals and involved in anything that has to do with Finance. She makes the best deal in the Organization.
Corporate does not like overfamilarity.

Get corporate to do the negotiations.

by Angel Ginny February 15, 2020