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Clondalkin boys

Clondalkin boys are a pack of cheating SCRUFFS.They say they’ll change all the time and never do.CAN NEVER STAY LOYAL TO ONE GIRL!!DONT GET ATTACHED!

They think they run the kip by robbing cars??Cleary it’s childish shite!
Clondalkin boys have brought girls to come suicidalI promise I’ll change” WE’VE HEARD IT ENOUGH!
by Crosbie fella October 5, 2022
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colonic

The burning, uncontrollable flow of ass water and acidic shit that exits your colon while burning your asshole (aka: ass piss). A mixture of this \"ass piss\" and bowl water may also backsplash onto your cheeks...this usually depends on the force of the colonic and consistency of the \"ass piss\".

The telltale sign of an impending colonic is a spur of the moment sensation that you are going to uncontrollably piss out of your ass into your pants.

You will know someone has these symptoms when you observe them making a mad dash for the bathroom, while trying to take down their pants.

WARNING: the side effects of a colonic are as follows (most severe first): Burning asshole (can last for 24 hours), wet ass cheeks (can make your boxers wet if you don’t wipe well), and shaky/weak legs (caused by the stress and pain of colonic).

Can also be called: explosive diarrhea
Dude, I had a colonic yesterday after I ate taco bell for lunch. My asshole is still on fire!
by ksumarine April 26, 2005
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george clooney

everett from O brother where art thou!
George Clooney is acting in that movie
by Traveling Bob July 31, 2006
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Sex slave colony

A colony that people live in where they can be away from the rest of society and can live out there sex slave fantasies some playing the part of sex slaves and others there masters.
John's living in a sex slave colony.
by Deep blue 2012 August 6, 2010
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Colonsequences

1. A loose bumhole.

2. The physical ramifications of years of being on the 'receiving end' of vigorous homosexual activity.
Gay dude 1: "That Winston isn't as tight as he used to be."

Gay dude 2: "It's not his fault, he used to go out with Big Joe. He should've known there'd be colonsequences."
by JizzleBizzle1980 February 11, 2009
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clong

1. v. to hit or strike someone over the head with a very heavy metal object, usually flat, resulting in a loud clanging noise
2. v. To dash towards someone with the intent of clinging to them, but instead ending up knocking or ramming them over very violently
Ashriel clonged Coding with a pair of cymbals.
by WordTwister July 28, 2003
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Clonetard

This meaning of the word is used exclusively in the AFOL, or Adult Fans Of Lego community. It's a combination of the words clone (as in Star Wars Clone Troopers) and (re)tard.

The term refers to someone who buys a lot of the standard clone trooper figures, and then uses (or rather: abuses) his sharpies while trying (and most of the time failing) to draw cool legion colors on them. They most often adopt online names like "Commander Marks of the ### (fill in any 3 numbers) Legion" and build very shoddy and ugly builds. They react very defensively when somebody calls them a clonetard.
"Commander Jigsaw of the 249th Legion"? Geez, not another one of those clonetards!
by Dankowitz September 7, 2010
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