Collins are boys with no sense of loyalty. They're usually not the brightest and don't know a good thing when they have it. They're troublemakers who like to push the boundaries to see what adults will allow. One of those ppl that parents and teachers love, but their peers know the real truth.
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Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.
2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.
3. Chill. Be cool.
4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.
5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.
6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."
7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.
8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.
9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)
10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 24, 2007
Get the The Tao of Collin mug.The most boring city in the universe. This is the smallest, full of people who think they are "popular" but really they are not because there are only 100 students in one grade. This is the cheapest and and dumbest town in the world. Do not live here. Anyone who goes to Collingswood Schools will not get into any good collages. It is full of white people who think they are "ghetto" and cool, and are also racist.
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by miamorecandenza May 18, 2014
Get the Collin mug.a term used to define a musician who drifts away from his or her's original sound to one that tries to satisfy the public; just as Bootsy Collins did in his day
Common’s verse on “While I’m dancin” crushes all speculation that the brother’s gone all Bootsy Collins on us.
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