Cocktail

When you have a story about an unusual sex scenario.

Bro I have a mad cocktail to tell ya

by EFFFFFFFFFFF March 30, 2020

indian cocktail

When someone puts their head down in a toilet full of poop, and someone is flushing it at the same time.

Last night I had an indian cocktail, and I had to take a shower

by _mr boy_ April 5, 2020

Cocktail

Noun. the combination of urine a feces mixed in a cup or whatever container is available. The cocktail is thrown onto guards and prison administrators after upset prisoners have decided to do so. Cocktails are understood to bring the goon squad to the cells.

I'm in the shoe, everyday it gets worse and worse, and all of a sudden word goes out to make a cocktail.

by Majestic Cloud April 18, 2020

cocktail

When ur dick comes out of ur ass

hey look i have a cocktail

by Rasshaus April 23, 2020

Corana Cocktail

A cocktail consumed around 10:30 AM because according to McDonalds (which are the laws of the USA) it is no longer breakfast. Therefore acceptable to consume a cocktail.

Person 1: Do you want a Corana Cocktail?
Person 2: Is that a question?

by Kaminsky April 25, 2020

Enema cocktail

The act of inserting a beer bong into a woman’s anus, then the man proceeds to piss, cum, and finally pour a tall boy in the beer bong to wash it all down.

Man 1: “What are you up to tonight?”
Man 2: “I think I’m gonna give my girl an enema cocktail.”
Man 1: “Nice bro, you can borrow my beer bong!”

by Tatoon April 26, 2020

Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020