person 1: yo, how you pullin’ up after cocktails last night
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
person 2: feeling like absolute sh*t
person 1: damn, it must be cocktailitis
by yung_traplord May 17, 2022

I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
by JimmyV August 1, 2023

by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.
I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩
by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!
by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022

by R. P. P. Shakespeare May 2, 2024
