Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

by aimzas April 6, 2021

Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".

Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021

Christopher

💩🚽 A white skin NIGGA who wants to be down so bad and be hood WHEN HE IS NOT he stalks people by the name of Asia AN OK FRIEND WERID AS FUCK. A VERY BAD INFLUENCE ON HIS DIRTY BITCH OF A BROTHER WHO IS A FUCKING DIRT NECK BITCH a delusional person very sensitive but insensitive at the same time narcissistic emotional manipulative and selfish also nasty as SHIT.

A DUMB AS BITCH.

Christopher: Asia where are we going

Asia: YOU MEAN WHERE AM I GOING NIGGA

by Lalaeatsbooriepizza127 June 8, 2024

Christopher

He's a person who holds many gifts. For some people he's the love of their lives and for others he's an extraordinary friend. Well in my case. He can make us feel cherished, feel beautiful, feel loved; he can make us laugh, he can make us upset or even mad sometimes but you won't able to stay mad at Chris forever. You will share all kinds of moments, happy or sad but just remember its ok to not be ok sometimes, and Chris will respect that. He'll enjoy being around you and will try his best to do so as much as he can. Chris will make every moment memorable. He can be protective at times but do not think this is a bad thing, hes simply doing it to defend you and wouldn't mind getting hurt for a friend or partner although we shouldn't encourage this. He will always put you before himself.

Christopher’s are Love Able People

by LoveThisPeople March 13, 2022

Christopher

A Christopher is amazing cute and handsome they can get shy but not a lot Christopher is a keeper thy will stand by your side no matter what a Christopher is drop dead sexy they are amazing and loving caring and will make you happy a Christopher has a cute smile and a cute laugh they will stay with you forever and ever and Gives you you good pleasures I recommend to find a Christopher because the one I have is amazing and he gives me butterflies when he talks to me and they are charming

Christopher is charming

by Ndjdjsowpwpw May 31, 2019

Christoph

Christoph is the love of my life, I would give everything up if that means that i can be with him , the moment I saw his beautiful blue eyes and his beautiful smile i was in love . I love looking at him when he drinks a beer because his cheeks are getting red. I prayed for someone like this everyday, thank you god for such a nice,beautiful,sexy and loving person. The attention he gives me, the compliments, the orgasm everything on him is perfect, i want it to stay like this for ever and if i could give you an advice i would tell you to find someone like Christoph❤️

A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.

by daria6969696969 November 21, 2024

Christopher

Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.

Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."

by Hym Iam October 3, 2023