chinese exit

When somebody stealthily leaves a social gathering unbeknownst to the rest of the attendees.
"Where did Dean slope off to?"
"Ah I think he's made a Chinese exit again..."
by jh911 September 28, 2014
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Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)
For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.
by URMOMMY:D March 01, 2022
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Chinese grenade

The Chinese grenade is a sex move where the male waits till at climax then will run out and charge in while cumming to try in blow it into her face it gets the Chinese part for it's tendency to malfunction
Jimmy tried to Chinese grenade but it malfunctioned and he smacked this balls in his wife's face
by Yetus ketus November 02, 2020
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Chinese grenade

When a male is near climax he will run at full speed at the women's face while simultaneously trying to cum there's a 50% chance the male Will cum that's why it has its name the Chinese grenade.
Jimmy tried to chinese grenade his wife but he had a malfunction and just smacked his balls in her face
by Yetus ketus November 02, 2020
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Built Chinese

When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways
by Disdickitty6912 January 23, 2019
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Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.
I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.
by Frankfrink December 08, 2016
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Chinese shuffle

A man, with pants around his ankles, and a fabulous erection, being led by his member to the bedroom.
Always remember Marty's Chinese shuffle. He shook it around.
by NotMe1984 October 28, 2015
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