Chinese Fart

The sound made by a flat spinning rock hitting the water.

I found a flat rock, want to hear a chinese fart?

by doghousesrock March 18, 2020

Chinese loophole

The act of placing one's own testicles into a woman's anus, and then twisting her a full 360 degrees, which will physically twist your own testicles, causing either great pain or pleasure depending on personal preference.

Ryan: Hey How'd last night go with Catrina?
Jordan: Pretty good, I performed a Chinese loophole on her, absolutely wrecked me balls like but she found it pleasurable.

by Roast Chicken May 27, 2014

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Toothpick

When you finish cunnilingus and have hair in between your teeth

I had to stop eating out Juno cause she never shaved, I was tired of removing Chinese toothpicks

by Son of a gimp December 20, 2019

Chinese Prut

Lithium ion battery's that are unbranded and have most likely fake capacities.

What a scam, there is Chinese Prut in my replacement battery pack!

by Eenrandomaccountvoordezesite May 20, 2021

Chinese firecracker

The sound made from shaking your hips butt naked at a pace that causes your balls to smack your taint and belly button in a pendulum motion.

** entering room butt naked
Hey bro you ever heard the sound of a ‘Chinese firecracker’ ?

by TheYUPG July 19, 2021

Built Chinese

When someone who aint asian is built like an asian. Or you just ugly as fuck and not asian, it goes both ways

Bruh Ms. Smith really built chinese

by Disdickitty6912 January 22, 2019