chinese hotdog

happens when chinese boys stick dick in between girls buns

last night wan-kim gave becky a chinese hotdog

by monstahotdong March 18, 2014

Chinese Aluminum

Low quality plastic used in construction of key mechanical parts in order to ensure failure and non-repairability just outside of warranty period. Often shrouded in a thin sheet of satin brushed Nickel plated Chinesium to give appearance of durability.

Examples of extensive use include: Faucets, washing machines, dishwashers, refrigerators, function knob shafts, locking and retaining mechanisms, furniture fasteners, safety equipment, power tool internals, etc.

Wife: Honey, can you fix the fridge? The door just fell off...

Me: Uhh, no, turns out, the hinge pins are made of Chinese Aluminum, hafta buy a whole new fridge.

Wife: But we just bought that a couple years ago!

Me: yeah but the warranty ran out last month!

by baronvonfritz May 5, 2020

Chinese Moonroof

(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile

“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”

by DoinksScoobs October 16, 2018

Chinese marbling

When a girl is proforming fillatio and twists your testicles into testicular torsion.

she was Chinese marbling me and i have to goto the doctor.

by kodiak2448 December 27, 2014

Idiot In Chinese

白痴 《—— Bai (second tone) Chi (First Tone, but actually sounds more like tzi, buuuut chinese is hard for a reason so if you wanna type this phrase, the pinyin is bai chi) also, BTW this phrase is actually pretty offensive, so it's not like, okay, ur dumb, only use this when talking to yourself or when you're talking to close family and/or friends and you don't mind getting slapped. (unless that is, the person doesn't understand chinese, you can say it whenever)

For the example of use for idiot in Chinese, you can use it when ever you would normally use the word "idiot" in english.

by URMOMMY:D March 1, 2022

Chinese pretzel

When a man is fingering a woman while she is jerking him off.

I walked in on my parents doing the ol' Chinese Pretzel yesterday. Yeesh.

by Frankfrink December 7, 2016

Chinese Rooster

When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.

Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!

by ldizzle2012 September 13, 2017