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Cheesy

Another way of saying stupid bullshit that makes it sound nicer.
Pizza delivery boy- I got your cheesy rom com to go with your cheesy pizza, and I got it here in under 7 and a half minutes so that my boss won't default on his guarantee, lose a customer and fire my ass.
Customer- Thanks, it's been a cheesy night thanks to you.
Pizza delivery guy- I gotta go, I got a second job to go to, gotta take some ppl ictures of Spider Man now.
Customer- You guys do too much.
by Solid Mantis February 21, 2021
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Cheesy Springer Special

A springer special is when a ritualistically share a meal of hot cheese folded into pasta sauce mixed with large flat noodles a dish affectionately known as lasagna. Much like the meal itself things become hot, heavy and sticky. The male then inserts a significant portion of lasagna into the females vagina, all the way to her cute little cervix and then proceeds to fill the cheesy crevasse with the rest of his micropenis. Upon climax, the woman now budges from her abdomen from the sheer amount of Italian cuisine, recurrent thrusts of the micropenis and seminal offering from the male. The man proceeds to yell at the woman “ARE YOU FAT?” And the act is complete.
Did you hear Darren have Brie a cheesy springer special?”
Yeah man, I heard she had to go the ER”
by Bussyboi69 March 26, 2021
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Cheesy nob

Often referring to the jam that builds up in a Males foreskin. If such substance occurs clean away immediately or your basically gammy.
I bet Tommy's got a cheesy nob, seems like a dickhead anyway.
by ladysbirds April 13, 2021
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Cheesy Surprise

Where a uncircumcised man lets his cock cheese grow to a dangerous amount of cheese under his foreskin and a lady or man sucks his dick for a cheesy surprise
Darcy:“Hey how was it with Tryone last night” ,Dora: “It was great, he left me a cheesy surprise under his foreskin for me. It was delish” Darcy: “Wtf is a cheesy surprise?” Dora: “He let his dick cheese pile up so i could suck it out” Darcy:”EW NIGGA WTF!”
by SickBoySprunt May 5, 2021
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Cheesy Creamy

The process of eating a bag of cheetos. Then jerking off with said cheeto dust on your hands
My boy deckert doing the cheesy creamy right now.
by Labowski03 July 26, 2022
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Scuba cheesy balls

When someone's balls are sweating at the beach and have salty cheese from a hot day
Larry spent all day at the beach and got scuba cheesy balls
by In the tune of nasty July 29, 2022
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Cheesy

Cheesy can mean bad or good. Something that is inauthentic, trite, corny, dated it's cheesy. However, if it's over the top, in a way that's so bad it's good, it's also cheesy, but in a good way. If it's both it's probably an 80s movie.
The movie was so cheesy if I had chips I could make Nachos.
by anonymous June 12, 2022
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