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3500$ chastity belt

Launch day slang given to Apple Vision Pro. Resulting in a flurry of international coverage from New York Post, Gizmodo.com, TheMarySue, Kotaku, The Daily Best. Even MIT made it their February 6th, 2024 quote of the day.

Various YouTube, TikTok, Podcast, Rumble, radio broadcast too.
You spent all that money on a "3500$ chastity belt".
by Facebook Fact Checker February 10, 2024
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Tragic Chapstick

This is the term for fluids - tears that flow from the eyes down to the mouth. They help hydrate dried out lips from begging someone to not break up with you.
As Carmen continued to weep and beg for Aiden to not end things, her cracked and sore lips began to feel some comfort from the never-ending tears from her eyes. The only good thing for her that day was that her Tragic Chapstick made things a bit better.
by von groovy March 5, 2025
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Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on a girl's face and use your dong to rub it in her lips like chapstick
Crazy night last night. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick
by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025
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Boston Chapstick

When you blow a load on your partners face and rub it in their lips with your dong like chapstick.
Last night was wild. We did everything from mish to the Boston Chapstick
by Weinerm1 September 18, 2025
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Plot Chastity

Like plot armor, but for dating; When two characters aren't able to date and keep stringing eachother along because the plot calls for romantic tension, even when it's drawn out too long for the audience to care.
This 'will they won't they' bridgerton nonsense is giving major plot chastity vibes.
by WipMeGrandma September 24, 2025
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Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.
John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"
by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008
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Tie my hair like Chauntae

A predominantly adequate method of braiding a females hair.
by Jason July 11, 2016
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