by Anonymous September 9, 2003
Get the tranny chasermug. One who spends the remainder of their career, or vastly shortens a new one, chasing statistical aberrations under 1 in 10 million in occurrence.
Larry spent that last three months before retirement at the agency as a Unicorn Chaser, he dug through every single student loan debt over $1.5 million, found 87 that were post probate, 15 legally discharged for non compos, disability, otherwise, and 3 who were unavailable because they were locked up in foreign prisons.
The Indiana Zoophile study turned out to be the ultimate Unicorn Chaser exercise. After 5 years they found all of 200 people to interview, 135 of them turned out to be primarily into gay furry kink, 25 had severe delusions and mental illness, and the remainder were otherwise sane, productive, but oddly enough had romantic and sometimes physical relations with animals. The good news was, if they wanted to find a unicorn IRL, these people were perfect, because maybe 1 of them might have been trying to have sex with, or did have sex with one. ;)
The Indiana Zoophile study turned out to be the ultimate Unicorn Chaser exercise. After 5 years they found all of 200 people to interview, 135 of them turned out to be primarily into gay furry kink, 25 had severe delusions and mental illness, and the remainder were otherwise sane, productive, but oddly enough had romantic and sometimes physical relations with animals. The good news was, if they wanted to find a unicorn IRL, these people were perfect, because maybe 1 of them might have been trying to have sex with, or did have sex with one. ;)
by Michigan Escapee January 27, 2020
Get the Unicorn Chasermug. by Bryon Tucker January 4, 2008
Get the rhino chasermug. A male or female who is interested in someone much older than them; some one dating an elderly person; someone dating some one way too old for them hoping for some benefit in the finacial department once the diaper wearer croaks.
by 1936ed December 30, 2010
Get the Diaper Chasermug. A Gay or Bi-sexual man who is attracted to fat or chubby men.
Frequently abbreviated Chaser. (Not generally applied to a heterosexual man attracted to fat or chubby women, who is usually called an FA or BBW admirer.)
Frequently abbreviated Chaser. (Not generally applied to a heterosexual man attracted to fat or chubby women, who is usually called an FA or BBW admirer.)
by bbwloverjoe October 14, 2007
Get the Chubby Chasermug. typically a lawyer who can be found in hospital emergency rooms soliciting business in regard to the circumstance of the patients therein. it is as if the lawyer had chased the ambulance from the accident scene to the hospital. typically a dishonest person.
"Don't take my word for it", said the ambulance chaser, "I can get you some phat cash for that traffic accident you caused."
by Kevin May 1, 2006
Get the ambulance chasermug. A person who is attracted to obese people for romantic reasons. Usually men too lazy to find the cunt and opt for a roll instead.
by Suzanne Hodgkinson January 8, 2006
Get the chubby chasermug.