by funnyjokehaha October 21, 2019
Get the Physical Capitalismmug. A form of capitalism where you are implanted with microchips on your heart so the leaders can kill you whenever you want. 8 months of military service a year is required and in the 4 months you need to make 1mil to pay for your military food. If you pay someone more than they ask for they get arrested for scamming you and if you don't pay enough you get brutally executed. The leaders of a competitive capitalist society are 𝗡𝗢𝗧 corrupt and really nice
Oh damn i am 35c of my Competive Capitalism®©™ million dollar quota and i dont want me and my family to be brutally killed, jimmy can i borrow some money?
by ascii art is gay January 13, 2023
Get the Competive Capitalism®©™mug. 1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.
2. Employee; peon.
2. Employee; peon.
1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.
2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.
by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020
Get the Human Capital Stockmug. Extreme-right dictatorship in which power is controlled by the bourgeoisie, where the rich get richer, the poor stay poor the same way or get poorer, a part of the middle class getting rich and another part of the middle class getting poorer. Killed 58 million people.
by Zymby May 1, 2023
Get the capitalismmug. Carly has a high level of social capital distribution because she is related to Instagram's top Influencer and dates a backup dancer for Beyoncé
by livejoyful August 6, 2018
Get the Social Capital Distributionmug. UN-ESCWA
by Lerim Mona August 7, 2022
Get the Cordaniy, Capitalmug. (as a pun/ variation on the Ford F-150 commercial punch line 'grab life by the horns'): one of the many possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.
as to who may have first used the expression grab capitalism by the balls to translate the Latin phrase carpe diem, I would probably have to say it would have been the 'founders' of modern WASP capitalism, people like John Locke or Thomas Hobbes.
by Sexydimma January 4, 2017
Get the grab capitalism by the ballsmug.