Canoeing

A bizarre, awful sex move that no one asked for and no one wanted except one psychopath. Missionary position except the man is kneeling instead of laying on top of his partner and for some strange reason he keeps grabbing their legs and moving side to side, like he's trying to rock a canoe.

(After being rocked side to side half a dozen times.) Are you really canoeing me again, you maniac?

by LunarKitty79 September 26, 2025

Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

by ray90 November 15, 2018

Pierceland Poop Canoe

A sex position originating in Pierceland, SK . The Pierceland Poop Canoe is when the female has the urge to defecate she will inform the male counterpart and she will spread her glutes to reveal a shit-slopped anus. he then inserts his penis into the vessel and later inserts it into the vaginal canal resulting in the latter.

‘yo is that k****n?’
‘i hear he likes to do the pierceland poop canoe!!’

by Bigdikpronstar666 November 2, 2021

Canoe Comradery

The feeling of companionship that is felt between those riding in canoe together. High fives are commonly attributed to this condition.

I think that there would have been been more canoe comradery between us if we'd had some beer...

by Hoonier June 28, 2010

Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.

Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!

by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017

María cano

Maria is really pretty

María cano is good

by Cuuuufki November 23, 2021

Canoe

When you grab a dude’s cock and row it like a canoe.

She bent my dick while canoeing me last night

by DaddyAsianMan October 22, 2019