canadian submarine

When you dip your dick in ice cold water before intercourse.

Dude, she screamed when I tried the Canadian Submarine.

by D Kep November 25, 2016

canadian snowball

Where a girl/boy has mash potatos in her/his mouth and then gives a blowjob

Guy 1: how did it go with that girl last night
Guy 2: it was great she gave me a canadian snowball

by The jolly wanker December 1, 2016

Canadian Ramen

Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.

Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"

by chachmonkey November 29, 2015

paper canadians

Canadians only by citizenship. They may qualify by one or all of the following:
-does not vote or participate in the democratic process (doesn't vote)
-culturally non-Canadian
-writes, speaks and behaves as if they were American
-cannot distinguish any of Canada's history or attributes

Those guys over there have no connection or loyalty to Canada, they're just Canadians by citizenship, indeed they are paper Canadians.

by kmcj22 December 13, 2015

Canadian Fisting

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.

"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."

by GWCovert January 19, 2016

Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”

Hey you want to get Canadian Saluted

by VonPetrol June 16, 2019

Canadian Taliban

Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.

The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.

by Milfsrus April 25, 2019