wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

but can it do this?

This is how to reply to someone when they feel as if the chair you are selling is too expensive.

Random Person : $399? For a chair? That’s too much!

Felix : but can it do this?

by uhh may January 21, 2018

Can Luca

Can Luca is the brightest soul of the univers, everyone considers him as the alpha male.
Every girl He Talks to embraces because of his masculinity and his big dick Energy.
Also he is the most handsome, caring and loving person in the World.
Because many Can Lucas are orientalic the most attracted women for them are Light gingers.

Who is the best guy in the World?? I think Can Luca because He is so good at everything.

by 2forwin November 22, 2021

Garbage Canning

The act of threatening someone, as to place them in a garbage can in "ruse" to actually create reason to physically contact them with out fault.

Is commonly used from male to female as to generate reason to "feel up" the girl with out social akwardness.

"I'm so Garbage Canning YOU"
Proceeds to put hands on the girl and pull her agaisnt him while mocking the act of putting her in a garbage can

by Jimmy Buddy March 28, 2012

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

Myth In A Can

A Port-A-Fortress in the game fortnite a building that you throw and becomes a base

HI im Sammy Orlando the defualty alive lets use the Myth In A Can

by TheRealNoAh November 6, 2018

Sprite Canned

(Verb)

When your good buddy fucks an eligible girl after two dates, then never calls her again...thus rendering her useless as a future sexual mate. Similar to your buddy grabbing a can of Sprite from your fridge, opening it, taking one sip, then putting it back in your fridge.

I was totally gonna ask out this chick Haley on Bumble, but Jeremiah “Sprite canned” her last month.

by Bullfrog2BBB March 6, 2019