Cum Crunch

When the girl bites your dick off when you cum in her mouth

Damn I heard Becky gave you the cum crunch

Yeah I was in the hospital for 2 days but totally worth it dude.

by Daddy Mlow November 25, 2023

crunched my nan

european slang/saying for "something went wrong"

i failed my test and crunched my nan bruh
i got caught stealing something and crunched my nan

by gruwief December 13, 2022

crunch my nan

something a european dude says when something goes wrong

"i stubbed my toe..crunch my nan bruv"

by gruwief December 13, 2022

crunch

you only receive

opposite of a munch

Last night was great I was a crunch

by jimmy darling January 3, 2023

Crunch

Crunch

That kids a crunch

Jack is a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

The act of kicking someone from an Xbox or PS4 party.

"BLAH BLAH HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LOL GUYS REVIVE ME I HAVE THE RAYGUN"
"Cinnamon Toast Crunch"

by juckoboi November 24, 2018

crunch dessert

A very specific sexual fetish where you cum into the other person's asshole, wait for a while, and then eat the dried up cum.

Brian: Hey, did you hear? I had a crunch dessert from Jessica's butthole!
Matt: What the fuck Brian this is why we don't invite you over anymore

by crinch cronch November 27, 2018