War Crime

An accidental committed crime or broken rule,
Or an extremely outrageous intended crime
Old man: WHY DID YOU BREAK MY WINDOW?!
Kid: SORRY, it was a War Crime
by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021
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stinky crime

wow did you see the news yesterday? ezra committed yet another stinky crime
by not stinky April 22, 2020
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Christmas Crime

Term coined by Kid Cudi to describe the stealing or selling of something in order to give a child a gift for Christmas.
"Hey scott, how'd your mom get you that new iPod?"

"I dont know, she probably Christmas Crime'd it."
by bstank1 September 24, 2009
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Be gay do crime

Person #1: who is lochlan?
Person #2: he is be gay do crime.
by Gay09 February 23, 2022
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birder in crime

Noun. Abbreviated B.I.C. Like a partner in crime, but exclusively for people who bird watch, or as they call it, go birding.
Hey are you going birding with me today?

Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.

That's why you're my birder in crime.
by The OG birder in crime March 18, 2019
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Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."
by Hym Iam November 22, 2024
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breakfast crime

a crime that's almost not a crime, like a misdemeanor.
"Lets take a shortcut through this private field, trespassing is a breakfast crime."
by 2High2BeTakenCereal April 11, 2017
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