colitti

the sexiest man alive
commonly known as the godfather
can woo any woman with his guitar skills

bob: have u met the sexiest man alive
eric:you mean colitti?
bob: yea he is mad good. i would know.

by kayyy March 13, 2008

Comic Convention Jockey

1) A perfect prelude to a divorce.

2) Someone who is in an abstinence program.

3) When getting laid is not an option.

My friend Miles waited outside since 2am in the morning with his mother to buy the new Harry Potter book. I didn't realize he was such a comic convention jockey.

by Dranon Von Ryle August 31, 2011

Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.

Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.

by Makeempray November 11, 2015

Post Coital Tristesse

It’s when a human or an animal feels sad, depressed or just guilty efter sex

-Me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday and i just felt so sad and guilty afterwards
-oh that’s Post Coital Tristesse!

by ~The Original One~ April 23, 2019

cmitch

1. A person holding the characteristics of swagger, cool, and ease.

2. A big deal

1. I wish I was cmitch
2. Wow he's such a cmitch

by CMitch11 November 1, 2013

How are you at coitus?

"How are you at coitus?"-Colloquial greeting between young males means "How are you doing?" or "How are you feeling?"

"How are you at coitus?"

"Yeah thanks mate i'm good"

by Ricardo968649 July 26, 2006

Comic-Con

An awesome 4-day nerd fest where you get to hug asian hobags dressed up as emma frost and scarlet witch and any other slutty superheroine you can think of.

Josh: Duuuude! I haven't heard from you in like, 4 days.
Charlotte: Yeah. I was at the Comic-Con hugging hot girls and weird tentacle monsters.

by scratchmaster101 October 13, 2010