Chandler Close

A poverty stricken area with a staggeringly high crime rate. A tight knit community of troubled individuals, who bring the reputation of Weston down to an all time low.

‘You are so Chandler Close’
The worst thing you can ever say to somebody. It not only offends their personhood but everything they stand for.

by frozen tan May 06, 2021

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Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 02, 2019

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Closed Water

Kathleen

"Who's that cute blonde?"
"Oh, that's Closed Water"

by NOCKOLAS July 27, 2022

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Oven Closed

An expression used to declare to your fellow male friends that an attractive women is nearby. Simple and random, it can be shouted across a room and not raise too much attention.

"Oven Closed."
*everyone looks around hectically*

"Man I think I left my Oven Closed"
*everyone casually looks around to not get caught*

by IndigoPluto August 16, 2013

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Close The Hand

An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.

"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."

by PopeMichael April 21, 2011

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