Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008

Cleaning the cob

Sucking a dick

I love giving head, by that I mean cleaning the cob.

by Kivan123 August 30, 2022

Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.

Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell

by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022

Clean the Snowman

When a partner licks up the dried semen from a crusty snowman in order to turn them on.

Margaret’s papa Barry took some convincing but I seduced him into letting me clean the snowman like the dirty boy he was.

by EternalEmailingSystem January 15, 2021

Pressure cleaning

Verb; the act of forcefully urinating away fecal matter stuck to the walls of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Sounds like you have a nice stream going in there

Guy 2: Yeah man just doing a bit of pressure cleaning . Charlie had Taco Bell again last night.

by Hairybagel January 17, 2016

Mr Clean

He's the reliable go to booty call that will always find time to service your vagina when you haven't had sex in so long that your pussy is accumulating cobwebs

I haven't had sex in so long, I need to make an appointment with Mr Clean

My vibrator broke so I called Mr Clean to finish the job

by Klo~D November 16, 2014

cleaning the plantation

a black woman having a white man's baby

Brazilian women in the poorer classes are always looking for white husbands, they all want to be "cleaning the plantation" (she points at her lower belly) by having as white a baby as possible in the racist and race conscious slums of Rio.

by big daddy daddy daddy September 20, 2013