clam bake

While having anal sex from behind, you stuff your balls inside her clam.

I hope she doesn't queef during the clam bake.

by d12 July 10, 2005

Clam Slam

Picking a Female up by her vagina and brutally slamming her into the ground. Also known as a pussy piledriver.

Sam: Dude your friend was pissing me off, so i had to Clam Slam Her
Jake: Its okay man, Should of thrown a kettle at the bitch

by Motherphuck July 8, 2011

Clam Dip

1. To place the vagina in someone's face and proceed in a up and down motion.

2. Female version of the tea bag

After assassinating her opponent she clam dipped his lifeless body.

by Cevers92 August 16, 2008

clam down

Shut up and squat. A variation on the famed 'Keep clam!' of Ivor's Acres of Clams in Seattle, Washington. Problem is, it sounds like a back-formation for 'clam up', which it is not, sort of.

You didn't lose your billfold. Look through the car. You'll find it. Just shut up and clam down.

by Byron Black October 15, 2007

Clam jam

The female equivalent of tea bagging.

Janice's friend passed out drunk, so she clam jammed her.

by Beadle79 June 29, 2012

Clam Shanker

Some stupid fucking jab made on the Daily Show by John Oliver against the French.

"Those dirty clam shankers!"

by clamshanker April 4, 2010

Clam scam

A cocktease but for women.

Man, that Bert's a certified clam scam

by Arthur vader July 7, 2011